zacharies-choice-bum:

The russet life chose me.

Ashley: No I can't have two men I love duke it out in front of my beached caribou ass
yeffyaboyuice:

Motherfricker I want to make love to this program
Chabo and Chloe belong to my old comic Pennhurst

yeffyaboyuice:

Motherfricker I want to make love to this program

Chabo and Chloe belong to my old comic Pennhurst

yaoibutts:

i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

(via talkingpapaya)

pepsie:

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED

pepsie:

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED

(Source: pocula, via aceseven)