The russet life chose me.
A coffee mug with two squeaky wheels heading your way with burgers, robots, and useless junk.
| Ashley: | No I can't have two men I love duke it out in front of my beached caribou ass |
Motherfricker I want to make love to this program
Chabo and Chloe belong to my old comic Pennhurst
i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
(via talkingpapaya)
This is pretty much me and my BFF ash every weekend
Different heights and body types hooray
I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED